(by Trevor Ducken)
My girl was so happy to see me #oldgirl #pet
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.
tumblr after dark is kind of like…
NO YOU DONT GET IT IM HAPF ASLEEP AND IM IN TEARS FROM LAUGHIN
I would pay…mmm…$EVERYTHING for this.